May 2013
pizza:
*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
Body cells replace themselves every month. Even at this very moment. Most...
– Haruki Murakami (via durianseeds)
unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
bluepikmin:
you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
growlithed:
dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
fatwink:
i’m gonna start posting this pic in the tags of people that i want to follow me
earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
kusakaryuuji:
taking selfies w/ friends like
whorville:
I don’t care about your follower count, what’s your sperm count
cooljayjr:
FUCK
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
matzoballer:
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
horsefricker:
in a moody to see a booty
lameborghini:
*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
officialdogblog:
you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.
– Unknown (via lull-s)
vardaesque:
vardaesque:
MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD
clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy
puncheschildren666:
saintbuddha:
*blows you a kiss*
*slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA HA HA
dropkicks:
she wears short skirts i wear full body armour
she’s supergirl i’m batgirl and you’re about to regret all that crime you just committed
condommodel:
ive been telling myself ill start my homework soon for the last 4 hours