May 2013
May 26th
4,779 notes
pizza: *gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
May 26th
41,959 notes
May 25th
50,980 notes
May 25th
23,016 notes
africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
May 25th
41,792 notes
May 25th
81,172 notes
May 25th
54,011 notes
May 24th
69,201 notes
May 24th
8,921 notes
May 24th
1,686 notes
“Body cells replace themselves every month. Even at this very moment. Most...”
– Haruki Murakami (via durianseeds)
May 24th
733 notes
May 23rd
310,607 notes
May 23rd
8,913 notes
unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love brutally fuck you look at the stars do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
May 23rd
73,818 notes
bluepikmin: you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables 
May 23rd
31,935 notes
May 23rd
969 notes
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
May 23rd
99,657 notes
May 23rd
99,223 notes
growlithed: dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
May 23rd
18,547 notes
fatwink: i’m gonna start posting this pic in the tags of people that i want to follow me
May 23rd
1,200 notes
May 23rd
1,131 notes
May 23rd
12,427 notes
earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
May 22nd
46,819 notes
kusakaryuuji: taking selfies w/ friends like
May 22nd
17,976 notes
whorville: I don’t care about your follower count, what’s your sperm count
May 22nd
1,271 notes
May 22nd
32,156 notes
May 22nd
70,049 notes
May 22nd
13,072 notes
WatchWatch
cooljayjr: FUCK
May 22nd
11,312 notes
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
May 22nd
102,182 notes
matzoballer: your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
May 22nd
19,673 notes
May 22nd
291,177 notes
May 22nd
1,520 notes
horsefricker: in a moody to see a booty
May 22nd
12,168 notes
lameborghini: *sends u nudes but just as a friend*
May 22nd
17,734 notes
foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
May 22nd
71,235 notes
officialdogblog: you is kind, you is smart, you is important,
May 22nd
62,995 notes
“Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.”
– Unknown (via lull-s)
May 22nd
29,545 notes
May 21st
9,385 notes
May 14th
1,646 notes
May 14th
61,847 notes
May 11th
926 notes
vardaesque: vardaesque: MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy
May 11th
124,751 notes
May 11th
7,606 notes
May 11th
9,746 notes
puncheschildren666: saintbuddha: *blows you a kiss* *slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA HA HA
May 11th
90,973 notes
May 11th
21,669 notes
dropkicks: she wears short skirts i wear full body armour she’s supergirl i’m batgirl and you’re about to regret all that crime you just committed
May 11th
13,943 notes
May 10th
1,031 notes
condommodel: ive been telling myself ill start my homework soon for the last 4 hours
May 10th
17,632 notes